Lots of people on Hacker News like to write articles about why they do things (Apparently 136,434) and while I’m getting a little sick of it…

I figure its time I get on board with the trend!!
I’m thinking of writing an article, either pick from one of my pre-selected topics or suggest your own by commenting. I promise to write it, get it polished and edited by a professional writer for your reading pleasure.
- Why I don’t punch people in the face
- Why I don’t drink from toilets
- Why I don’t own a horse
- Why I don’t light friends on fire
- Why I don’t jump out of windows
- Why I don’t walk around naked
- Why I don’t pee on strangers
- Why I don’t throw money at strangers with the intent of hurting them with large coins
Looking forward to your input.